You might be feeling horny and desperate. Want to learn how to make a homemade pussy? Here’s a DIY pocket pussy guide and ways to make your own sex toy.
It is said that amazing feats of ingenuity are born from great times of need. This can’t be more truthful to a single, bored, and horny dude who’s begun to grow tired of just using his hands to blow some sexual steam off. So, you probably want a homemade pussy.
Of course, we have the basics all of us have tried or heard of, at some point. Lots of lotion, *pies, anyone?!*, grapefruits, pillows, and just about anything else we can get our hands on.
When you’re horny, everything starts to look like a pussy. You’d bang the edge of a table if you’re horny enough. But do they all really give the pleasure and the satisfaction of a perfect vagina?
Nope, not always, and sometimes, they’re not even close. What we need are homemade set toys for men that feel like the real thing. And ones that won’t leave you feeling gross and disgusted with your own horniness when you’re done with the deed.
Wondering what the girls are using when they’re horny, and there’s no sex toy nearby? Check it out here – 15 clever and convenient things girls use to masturbate with when they don’t have a sex toy
And if you’re looking to make your typical hand job way more sexy and exciting *and that includes rubbing Vaporub on your dick*, try these 11 male masturbation hand techniques that’ll give you the max pleasure!
Now back to the perfect homemade sex toys for men. These homemade toys are exactly what you need to feel as close as you possibly can to the real deal. We’ll even share how to make them.
Use them as often as you’d like, and remember, learn to edge! Not only will edging help you experience way more pleasure while masturbating with these homemade toys, but it’ll also help you learn to last longer, way, way longer.
Isn’t it fun when you can spend a whole evening masturbating? And yet, last way longer in bed with a woman than you ever thought you could? That’s a double whammy however you look at it. Go on now, try these homemade sex toys!
Homemade sex toys for men – The best ideas that work like a charm
Anyone who has been through this low point in their lives definitely agrees that at this stage, every household item you lay your eyes on has a “pussy potential” to exploit with a little craftsmanship, daring, and lots of imagination.
So, what do you do in those cases? You make your own homemade pussy. These homemade pussies are called a couple of different names such as pocket pussy, DIY pussy, or portable vaginas. At the end of the day, they’re the same thing. [Read: 13 homemade sex toys you simply have to try]
Now, they’re not just used for pleasure. In fact, they can be used to increase your ejaculatory threshold and build up your sexual stamina.
So, whether you want to use a homemade pussy for masturbation or to help you withstand orgasms, these are great toys. And it’s not as hard as it sounds.
Homemade pussy
For those looking for a different sensation to rub through their manhood aside from their hands, these DIY masturbators can be done with the usual items found around the house. [Read: Sloppy, messy ways to make a homemade pussy that work like a charm]
1. Sock pussy
The sock masturbator is a popular DIY sex toy that most probably has been used. In its old crude form, it’s simply one of your old socks filled liberally with hand lotion or lube which you immediately hide along with the rest of the laundry after use. This version upgrades with a few tweaks and promises a better experience.
What you need: An old sock *suited to penis size*, a latex glove, some rubber bands or an elastic fabric hair tie, and some lubricant.
Instructions: Place the latex glove inside the sock so that it lines the interior quite nicely. You can choose to simulate vaginal ridges by leaving folds in the latex gloves.
Secure the ends by rolling the wrist edge of the glove and the sock with a rubber band or hair tie. [Read: The best male masturbation sex toys that are way more pleasurable than your hand]
2. Towel pussy
Or also known as fifis. The whole name for it is actually derived from prison slang as inmates would use towels, gloves, and Vaseline to make a homemade pussy.
The towel pussy is similar to the sock pussy in terms of construction but boasts a better sensation and different ways to use it. The better sensation claims to come from the fuzzy texture of the towel that you also soak in hot water to warm it.
Towel pussys can be used manually, or lodge it in between your mattress and hump it until you finish. [Read: How to learn to edge and extend the time you last in bed]
What you need: A hand or face towel, latex glove, rubber bands, and lubricant.
Instructions: Lay out the towel at length and lay out the latex glove along the lower edge. Make sure to leave a little of the glove’s wrist edge to wrap around the edge of the towel once rolled. Now, proceed to roll the towel freely to the shape of a burrito and secure the length with rubber bands once finished.
That’s it. Your penis will go into the latex glove that’s wrapped up in the towel. It’s that easy.
3. Ice pack gel pussy
If you want to get that firm fleshy texture wrapped around your penis, try converting those reusable gel ice packs into homemade sex toys.
Ice packs also hold an amount of heat to make the experience more enjoyable. [Read: First orgasm stories of men and women and how it felt for the very first time]
What you need: Some reusable gel ice packs. *For this you’ll need at least two*. Some condoms or latex gloves, rubber bands, and some lube.
Instructions: Sandwich your condom or latex glove between two gel ice packs, wrap the lip around the edges, and secure with rubber bands. It’s essentially the same build as the previous examples. Warm your gel packs with a warm water bath to get that body temperature feel when you jerk off.
4. DIY fleshlight pussy
With the price of actual fleshlights and their conspicuous-looking appearance, it just seems a better idea to make your own from stuff lying around the house. [Read: 13 Must-have couple’s sex toys for naughty first timers]
Not only is it a cheaper alternative that provides a similar masturbation experience, but you also make it look inconspicuous and leave it just lying on your desk.
What you need: the DIY fleshlight requires three basic components: the frame, the inner lining, and the filling. Choose between an empty Pringles can, a tennis ball can, or some toilet paper roll cardboard core for the frame.
For the inner lining use a large condom or the cheaper latex glove. For the filling, use insulating foam or a smooth sponge. Also, you need rubber bands to secure the loose edges. [Read: 15 Common types of sex toys all singles and couples must know about]
Instructions: Make sure your frame is clean and free from jagged edges from previous cutting. Line the inside of the can with two pieces of foam or sponges. Leave a small slit where you’ll be placing the inner lining *the condom or latex glove*.
Once you placed the inner lining of your choice, fold the lip of the condom or glove outside the can and secure it with rubber bands. Squeeze in some lube before using. The cap that comes with the can may be used to cover the DIY fleshlight when not in use.
5. Balloon pussy
Great for treating yourself for your birthday. It’s a great option if you like holding onto something. You’ll need four balloons, a latex glove, a container, and duct tape.
You’ll want to lace the four balloons into the container and inflate them slightly. [Read: 13 Homemade sex toys that you have to try – solo play or with a lover]
Then, take the latex glove, and place it in the middle of the balloons. Now, you’ll fully inflate the balloons, taping the knots to the sides of the container. Stretch the cuff of the glove over the edges of the container and tape it for extra security.
6. Pringles pussy
Everyone loves Pringles. For this, you’ll need a Pringles container, two sponges, duct tape, a latex glove, and a knife. After eating the Pringles, remove the lid. You won’t be needing it. Then take the two sponges and sandwich the latex glove between them.
Now push the glove sandwich into the Pringles container leaving a little bit of the glove and sponge poking out. [Read: The vajankle and other downright creepy sex toys]
Take the cuff of the glove and slip it over the edges of the container and use the duct tape to secure it into place. With the knife, make a hole at the bottom of the Pringles container to prevent suction buildup.
7. Silicone pussy
When it comes to knowing how to make a homemade pussy, this is kinda advanced, so if this is your first time making a homemade penis, you should opt for the other choices first.
For this, you’ll need a big candle, bigger than your penis, a knife, and silicone sealant. You’ll want to measure your dick against the candle and make a mark that’s 25% smaller than your penis. [Read: Chronic masturbation – 12 truths to stop masturbating and drop the addiction]
Cut off all sides of the candle at the 25% mark and smooth the edges. After that, cover the candle with a silicone sealant that’s half an inch thick.
Leave it for several weeks to dry completely, but after that, remove the candle. What you’ll have is a silicone pussy.
Food-based masturbators
Food is organic and disposable. You’re assured to always find some food items around the house. Just ensure they are washed free of pesticides or dirt prior to use and wash yourself after doing your thing. [Read: 11 Male masturbation techniques and positions to blow a big load all alone]
8. Banana peel pussy
Ever find a lonely banana lying on top of the kitchen counter when having another kind of hunger? Cut off the tip with the stem, gently squeeze the flesh out and flush the insides with water to remove any remaining bits of banana inside.
Shake it dry. You can choose to let it spin inside the microwave to heat it up.
Just make sure that you don’t leave it too long to cause you burns. Once your banana peel is ready, squeeze in some lube, wear it over your penis like a condom, and beat your meat until satisfied. [Read: How to make a girl really wet and horny just by sitting casually next to her]
9. Watermelon pussy
Watermelon pulp is soft making it easier to shape. The watery texture eliminates the need for lubricant making it a good candidate for a DIY sex toy.
To make your watermelon vagina, you need half a watermelon, carve a slit in the middle and scoop out some flesh as per penis size. The resulting action is assured to be sloppy and messy with all the moisture in the fruit.
10. The “squid” pussy
The squid pussy is not for the faint-hearted. It may be a little bit extreme. But you are assured an experience close to the real thing. Now, the next time you crave some calamari, set aside a squid that matches your penis size. [Read: 10 masturbation toys way better than your hand]
You only need the body, so remove the head and innards and clean the body’s interior to remove any remaining slime. Once cleaned, let it dry a little, place your desired amount of lube, and enjoy.
11. Cucumber pussy
Just make sure not to put the cucumber in the fridge after using it. This is a one-time use kinda thing. You’ll need a warm cucumber, knife, duct tape, and rubber bands.
Cut off one of the ends of the cucumber and then cut it in half lengthways. Open it up and take out the seeds and a little bit of the flesh, making sure your penis fits inside. You decide how tight you want it. [Read: The 5 types of vaginas that make up all the vaginas in the world]
Next, wrap a bunch of rubber bands around the cucumber to keep it tight and together. The more bands you use, the tighter it feels. After that, wrap the cucumber in duct tape to secure it. You can use a condom if you’d like.
Tips and tricks when making a homemade pussy
Now that you know how to make a homemade pussy, there are some tips and tricks that you should keep in mind to maximize your pleasure.
1. Lube is essential
Before you even make a homemade pussy, don’t forget that you’re going to need lube. Remember that this pussy isn’t real, so, it won’t be creating any fluids. [Read: 15 lubricants you can find in your kitchen]
Unless you’re a crafty engineer who creates a wild contraption like that, lemme know if you do. But in reality, no artificial vagina creates lubrication, so make sure you bulk up on the lube.
2. Opt for dentist latex gloves
Most of the ways to make a homemade pussy require latex gloves. Now, this isn’t bad. However, they’re usually too short for full penetration. Plus, they can tear and make a mess, so, instead, opt for dentist’s latex gloves.
They’re not only softer but they’re also more durable since they’re used to dig around people’s mouths. Or you can also use an XL condom as well. [Read: A complete guide to all the types of condoms]
3. Pay attention to the temperature
You don’t have sex with a cold pussy usually, so, you’re going to have to make sure homemade pussy is a little warm and give it a more realistic feeling.
But how do you do that? Well, you can warm your lube, place the towels *if using them* into warm water, or if possible microwave your homemade pussy.
4. Make it hands-free
Sometimes you don’t want to use your hands, sometimes you just want to be able to hump hands-free, and there’s nothing wrong with that.
Now, you can improvise and create a hands-free device by placing it in a stack of towels or on a shelf. But be careful not to hurt yourself. [Read: 11 unique moves for max male masturbation pleasure]
5. Watch out for sharp edges
Need we say more? For example, the Pringles pussy could also opt for a soda can. However, the sheer thought of aluminum near a dick would bring most people to tears, hence why we left it out.
Do make sure that if you’re going to use an object that’s sharp, you take the extra step in covering it with Duct tape or cloth. You don’t want to have to explain yourself in the emergency room.
6. Stay burn free
Having dick burn isn’t fun. Plus, it takes a couple of days for it to heal which means you won’t be able to touch yourself in that time period.
Friction comes from rubbing against a non-slippery surface, so, make sure that you use enough lube to ensure that your dick stays burn-free. [Read: 11 Solo sex masturbation position moves that feel just as good as sex]
7. Experiment with different lubes
Contrary to popular belief, not all lubes are alike. There are many different types, and so you will have to find the one you like best.
Here are the basic types referring to the base of the lubricant: water, oil, silicone, natural/organic, edible, numbing *might not be your best choice for pleasure*, and warming. Do some research and then start trying them out.
8. Set the right atmosphere
If you want to fantasize about having a real pussy, then you should go all-out and set the right atmosphere. After all, women like romance, so why not try to recreate it with your homemade pussy? [Read: Sex addict – 30 subtle signs you’re turning into one and what to do about it]
Set the mood, dim the lights, and play soft music. Fantasize about a beautiful woman being there with you and the two of you making mad passionate love to each other. You’ll enjoy the experience more this way.
9. Watch porn
If you’re not good at fantasizing in your head, that’s okay. You can get a little help from watching porn if you want to. That way, instead of closing your eyes and envisioning a woman with you, you can keep them open and watch a woman on the screen.
10. Sex cam with your partner
If you’re in a long-distance relationship or just don’t get to see your partner often enough, then you can incorporate sex video with your homemade pussy.
You can have video sex with each other, and you will have your homemade pussy right there beside you to help you through. [Read: How to have phone sex – 26 tips to make them horny listening to you]
Sure, it’s not as good as your girlfriend’s pussy, but it will help you have a more enjoyable sex/masturbation experience via video with your girlfriend.
DIY sex toys for men
If you want to experiment with more DIY sex toys for men beyond the homemade pussy, then there are a lot of other options you could try. Here are some of the most popular ones.
1. The water lube
Get an inner tube and deflate it. Cut a mouth-sized hole somewhere in the bottom of the tube, going through just one side. Insert some rubber hosing into the hole and then use a sealant to make it airtight. [Read: How to be good at sex – 32 sex secrets that make you the hottest lay]
Head out to a river or any kind of water that you won’t get spotted in and put the hole-side facing the water. Jump in and have some fun. If you would rather do it in the privacy of your own home or can’t find a river, you can also do this in the shower too.
2. The couch
This DIY sex toy will help you get off quickly. All you need is a couch and a few other items.
First, get a Ziploc bag and cut the seal strip off. Add some lubricant into the bag and make sure it covers the whole thing. Then, take the bag cover over to your couch and put it under a cushion. Then put your penis in the bag, lay down, and push it around for more pressure. [Read: Homemade dildos and sexy household things to masturbate with]
3. Soap hole
This DIY sex toy is a pretty simple one and can be used as a homemade pussy, but you’ll enjoy it. All you need is a bar of soap, but make it a new, fresh one – not used. Put a hole in the soap using a pen or an apple corer.
Make the hole big enough to get your penis through it, but not big enough that it’s not snug around it. Get the soap wet and have your fun.
4. Electronic toothbrush
If you’re into anal pleasure, then you can try the electronic toothbrush DIY sex toy. For this one, get a condom and place it over the head of an electric toothbrush.
Then, insert it into your butt and turn it on for some vibrating pleasure. And who thought that toothbrushes were just for your mouth? [Read: How to be kinky – 42 steamy tips to explore sex outside of normal]
5. Cornstarch mix
Mix ¼ cup of cornstarch with 100 ml of water together. Then, add another 100 ml of water. Microwave it for one minute. Place it in a container and hollow out a hole all the way down. Freeze it, and then slide the mixture out and use it for your pleasure.
6. Bubble wrap
Go get some new, clean bubble wrap that hasn’t been used. Then, roll it into a bundle. Put a condom into the opening of the bundle of bubble wrap, and put your penis in it. Then thrust to your heart’s delight.
7. Floatie
Similar to the inner tube DIY sex toy, you can go buy a floatie too. Then, slide a condom or a latex glove into the whole. [Read: Sexual bucket list – 35 dirty deeds to build your naughty wish list]
And you know what to do after that. You might want to use a little lube too, especially if you’re using a latex glove.
8. Felt pen
This is another common item that you wouldn’t think could be used as a sex toy, but it can. Again, if you like anal play, this is another idea for you. It’s a very simple one too.
All you have to do is use the bottom part of a felt pen and insert it into your anus for anal pleasure. But make sure you wash it first. [Read: Top 50 kinky sex ideas worth trying at least once in your lifetime]
9. Pearl necklace
If you like anal beads but you don’t have any laying around, you could try achieving similar results with a pearl necklace. Now, your wife, girlfriend, mom, sister, or whoever it belongs to might not be very happy with this.
However, it’s something you can do if you’re desperate. Just make sure you wash it very well before, and especially afterward.
10. Nerf ball
When you were a kid playing nerf football with your friends, you probably never dreamed that someday you would be using it as a DIY sex toy. But it’s definitely a good option because it’s sponge-like and feels good. [Read: 30 Ways to please a woman and get her addicted sexually and emotionally]
All you have to do is cut a hole in the nerf ball, insert a plastic bag or condom, and put your penis inside. You know how to do the rest.
11. Sink plunger
This is another option for anal play, but you have to be careful with this one. For starters, you need to use a new one! If it has a wooden handle, then you should sand it beforehand so there are no sharp edges that can hurt you.
Or you could get one with a plastic handle. That way, you won’t have to worry. Then, all you need to do is place a condom over the handle, and insert it for anal play.
DIY cock ring
Another popular option for sex toys for men is the DYI cock ring. They can also be called penis rings, couples rings, and c-rings. They are ring-shaped sex toys that wrap around your penis. [Read: 37 Potent secrets to get and stay hard and keep an erection up for longer]
Some of the benefits of using one include getting harder, staying harder for longer, increased pleasure, customizing your experience, and creativity.
Here are some ideas for a DIY cock ring.
1. Shoelaces
This is pretty self-explanatory, but just get some shoelaces and tie them tightly at the bottom of your penis. Don’t do it so tightly that it’s uncomfortable because you still need to get your orgasmic pleasure. [Read: What does a cock ring do? How to put it to work the right way]
2. Tensor bandage
A tensor bandage is a stretchable bandage that is used to create localized pressure. It’s usually used to treat muscle sprains by reducing the blood flow to a particular area via stable pressure. But it’s also a good option for a cock ring too.
3. Hair tie
If you live with women, or perhaps you have long hair yourself, you can get a hair tie and put it at the base of your penis. You don’t need to have one laying around, you can go and buy a new one if you don’t have any.
4. Cling wrap
Cling wrap isn’t just for cooking and storing food anymore! It can also be used as a cock ring. Because it sticks to itself, you can tie it as tightly as you want around the base of your penis for added pleasure. [Read: How to use a cock ring – your rock hard guide to orgasmic bliss]
5. Latex gloves
Depending on the size of your penis, you can try using latex gloves too. If you have a large girth, you will need to make sure that the glove is large enough to make it around your penis. But if you are a smaller guy, then this could be a good option for you.
Precautions when using DIY sex toys
While DYI sex toys are easy and pretty affordable, they are not without their risks. The materials that we suggested throughout this article aren’t specifically designed to be used as sex toys. So, you will have to be careful with them. [Read: Do women like the penis? Things that make a perfect cock]
For example, if you feel like using a felt pen for anal play, make sure you don’t stick it up your anus so far that you can’t get it back out. Or if you’re using a wooden handle from a plunger, make sure you don’t get any splinters.
Just use your common sense and be careful. While your physical pleasure is important, it’s not worth doing something risky and having to go to the emergency room to help them with some injury. That would be a bit embarrassing, wouldn’t it? Exercise caution at all times.
[Read: 10 hi-tech male sex toys that will change how we do sex]
Learning how to make a homemade pussy and other DYI sex toys is easy with this endless list of ideas. Some of them are going to work better for you than others, but in order to find out, you’re going to have to make them first!
