A busty girlfriend. You either want one or can’t get your hands off one. So here are the pros and cons of having a buxom babe to call your own.
With great racks come great responsibilities. And if you are gifted with a busty girlfriend, then you’re in luck. You have one—no, two—of nature’s masterpieces, a big pair of boobs, at your disposal. And it’s completely normal to be over the moon about having a busty girlfriend. After all, an ample bosom embodies everything that is a woman: softness, nurturing, curves, maternity, and sexuality.
However, big boobs also come with their own set of problems to make you think: Is it really worth it? Well, here we weigh in on the pros and cons of having a busty girlfriend. You decide. [Read: 20 desirable ways to make your woman feel wanted, sexy & beautiful]
The Science Behind Booby Sizes
Ever wonder why some ladies are blessed with a fuller bust while others have smaller proportions? It’s a common curiosity, and the answers lie in a fascinating mix of genetics, hormones, and lifestyle factors.
If you’ve ever pondered this while thinking about your busty girlfriend, you’re not alone. Here’s a breakdown of the key factors that determine breast size.
1. Genetics
Think of it this way: Just as you might inherit your dad’s eyes or your mom’s smile, your girlfriend’s bust size is largely thanks to her DNA. Genetics play a big role in how her body distributes fat, which affects breast size. So if the women in her family tend to have larger breasts, chances are she might too.
2. Hormonal Factors
Hormones, especially estrogen, are crucial in the development and size of breasts. During puberty, fluctuations in estrogen levels stimulate the growth of breast tissue. [Read: Chemistry of love: How hormones make you feel love the way you do]
This is why breast size can also change with hormonal shifts throughout a woman’s life, such as during pregnancy or menopause. Hormonal contraceptives can also influence breast size by altering estrogen levels in the body.
3. Age and Weight
Just like the rest of our bodies, how a woman’s bust looks can change with time and the scale. As she gets older or her weight fluctuates, you might notice changes in her bust size.
Here’s why: Breasts are mostly made up of fatty tissue, so when she gains a few pounds, her breasts might get a bit bigger; if she loses weight, they might shrink a bit.
Aging also plays a part in changing the game. Over the years, what was once glandular tissue in her breasts can be replaced with fat. This switch not only can change the size but also the shape of her breasts.
4. Health and Nutrition
Overall health and nutrition play a role in physical development, including bust size. Good nutrition during a woman’s developmental years can impact her growth and the development of her breasts.
A well-balanced diet rich in essential nutrients helps ensure that the body has what it needs to develop during puberty. Conversely, nutritional deficiencies can delay or reduce breast development.
Pros of Having a Busty Girlfriend
There are many advantages to having a girlfriend with a bra size like those of Sofia Vergara, Christina Hendricks, and Pamela Anderson. Here they are:
1. Best Hugs
Having a busty girlfriend means you get the warmest, tightest, softest hugs because those jugs are so comfortable that you can just sink into them forever. [Read: 35 secrets to hug a girl & give her the kind of warm embrace she expects]
2. Looks Great in a T-shirt
A busty girlfriend can fill out a shirt pretty well, and let’s face it—they can wear practically anything and look stunning. An ample bosom often lends a certain balance that can enhance the appearance of various outfits, making any ensemble seem more proportionate.
But let’s be clear: we’re not saying that a woman’s femininity is defined by the size of her boobs. Femininity is a broad and deeply personal concept that goes way beyond physical attributes. It’s about how she feels and expresses herself, not just about how she looks.
3. Even Better in a Tank
While t-shirts look great on your busty girlfriend, she looks even better in a tank top. The tank hugs her body even more, giving her a curvier shape that you, and other onlookers, will appreciate for sure. [Read: Why men like boobs: The psychology & 30 reasons why guys love breasts!]
4. She Can Make Bikinis Look Illegal on Her
Shirts and tanks are nothing compared to when your buxom lady wears a bikini. Va-va-voom. Need we say more?
5. What About in Lingerie?
While there’s no doubt she’ll look hands-down hot naked, there’s still something irresistible about those boobs being gently covered by lace and silk.
Every time she shows up in lingerie, it’s like having a pinup model all for your viewing—and touching—pleasure. What’s more, when she knows exactly how hot she looks, it boosts her confidence, making her feel as sensational as she appears. [Read: How to buy lingerie for your woman & not break into a sweat at the store]
6. Respect Nods From Other Guys
Another perk of having a beautifully endowed girlfriend is you’ll get nods of approval, if not admiration and envy, from other guys as you walk around with her in your arms. Talk about ultimate arm candy. It’s impossible not to feel like a proud boyfriend when you notice the respectful nods and glances she draws.
7. Soft Cushion
You have a pillow when you cuddle. After some nookie, you hug each other and it just feels comforting to lie on one of her big breasts. Like a little boy coming home.
8. Something to Tickle and Squeeze
Of course, compared to skinnier, small-breasted girls, having one with big bumpers means there’s more to love. Those lovelies are something to jiggle, tickle, touch, tease, fondle, and squeeze. But let’s be clear: it doesn’t mean that skinnier girls are any less awesome.
Every body type has its own unique appeal and qualities that make it special. Appreciating one doesn’t mean you can’t appreciate another.
9. Boob Slaps
Ever get boob slapped before? If not, you better have one *or two*. You’ll love it. [Read: Why men love staring at breasts & how to take a peek like a gentleman]
10. Wardrobe Malfunctions
A busty girlfriend means her clothes will struggle to cover her, especially as she leans and moves about. And as her boyfriend, you are witness to these sexy wardrobe malfunctions.
11. Hours of Fun
Big bumpers are big bags of fun as there’s really more to touch, and there’s more of your girlfriend to love. Your eyes and hands will have more to enjoy with a well-endowed frontage.
12. Motorboat
Nothing can break the ice more effectively *especially after a fight* than laying your girlfriend on her back, straddling her between your legs, and motorboating her amble bosom. Her frowns will turn into laughs, and instantly, you have a go-to move to stop her from getting angry at you.
13. Spillage is sexy
If she spills her drink on herself, it just looks so damn sexy. Just looking at how the quid trickles down her cleavage and gets lost under her low neckline is enough to turn you on. [Read: Fake breasts: The subtle implant signs to tell if your girl’s boobs aren’t real]
14. Perks
She can get into any crowded club, get free drinks, and basically just have her way in life because she’s got her ta-tas for tickets. If she plays her cards right, she might even get you out of some traffic trouble with her bust and her charm.
15. Big Tits Never Take a Day Off
Having a busty girlfriend means you have an eat-all-you-can-buffet of boobs, a sky-is-the-limit-type of enjoyment, especially if you are indeed a boob guy. You have something some other guys only hope to get their hands on, but you are all over those puppies 24/7—and you love it.
Cons of Dating a Well-Endowed Girl
Still, big boobs also come with their own set of disadvantages. Here goes:
1. They Can Get in The Way
Big boobs, especially the DDDs to the JJs *bigger than those is really just absurd* can render your girlfriend unable to perform certain things in the bedroom.
They can get in the way of missionary, and you can’t be as close to her as you want because it would feel like there’s two baby heads getting squished between you two. [Read: Missionary sex position: What it is and 32 secrets & variations to make it hot!]
2. You’ll Have to Buy Her a Bra
She might not be able to join the no-bra movement because it could be uncomfortable for her, given her size. Finding the right bra for a busty girlfriend can be a bit more expensive and challenging, especially for those with incredibly large busts.
But, investing in her comfort is definitely worth it. It’s not really a disadvantage when you consider the support and relief a properly fitting bra can provide.
3. When You Don’t Want the World to See It
Having a busty girlfriend can also be a disadvantage if you’re the jealous type. You just want to keep all those glorious jugs to yourself and you don’t like other guys lusting after the sight of your well-rounded girlfriend.
4. Attracts Too Much Attention
The thing about big boobs is that they don’t deflate when your girlfriend might prefer not to be the center of attention. They’re always there, making a statement whether she wants them to or not.
She can end up attracting more attention than she might feel comfortable with, just by walking into a room. It’s part of the package, and something to be aware of as her partner. [Read: 20 desirable ways to make your woman feel wanted, sexy & beautiful]
5. The “Are Those Real?” Looks
In this day and age, when everything can be faked from BBLs to Botox, it’s easy for people to jump to conclusions or throw accusations. Among the approving and envious looks, some will inevitably think her breasts are fake.
Even your family might see her for the first time and wonder if you’ve spent your hard-earned money on implants. It’s a common misconception that can be both annoying and amusing to deal with.
6. Guys Will Flirt
If it hasn’t happened yet, trust us, it soon will. When alone, your girlfriend will be approached by guys who are interested in her, or more specifically, her curves. Guys would tend to flock around her thinking she’s single, and even if you’re there, they may even flirt—which can get you in a lot of trouble.
7. You’ll Get Paranoid
Since so many guys are into her, you might catch yourself slipping into some paranoid or jealous thoughts: “Is she seeing other guys?” “Did she flirt back with that guy?” “Why does he keep looking at her?” “Why is her office mate always talking to her?” [Read: Combat your relationship paranoia in 8 simple steps]
These thoughts are enough to make you go cuckoo if left unchecked. This is not her fault, of course. However, these feelings are not easy to avoid, given the attention she might attract.
8. She Can Look Slutty Even in the Most Modest Clothes
Even for the most conservative woman, looking the part can be hard because she just has the body of a porn star.
Even if she dresses in the squarest getup that would make even the Brady Bunch proud, she’d still look slutty. [Read: 20 signs of a slutty girlfriend & the hot and bad of dating her]
9. Can’t See Past the Boobies
Unfortunately, some people can’t see past the cleavage to what really matters. Some people won’t even talk to your girl straight in the eye because they’re fixated on her breasts.
So even if she has two master’s degrees, 5 Ph.D.s, an empire, and an awesome personality, people will almost always prejudge her to be a bimbo.
10. Back Problems
This is no joke! Be prepared for after-work to late-at-night complaints about back aches. She’ll be having lots of those, especially since those jugs aren’t balloons. They can weigh a lot, and walking around with them can be tiring.
Research indicates that a D cup size can weigh between 15 to 23 pounds, depending on breast composition—that’s like carrying around a few bowling balls or a 6-month-old baby! So be prepared for crankiness, and be ready to give those much-needed back rubs.
11. Expect Stretchmarks
If you’re really into her *and not just her boobs, bless you human*, then it might also mean you’re in it for the long haul. You may want to have kids with her, and even grow old with her.
We won’t sugarcoat this: there will be stretchmarks, and her once-glorious boobies will sag. Expect gravity to do its work, my friend. And hey, that’s okay. [Read: Why are girls so moody? 17 reasons & ways to help her deal with them]
Tips for Being a Supportive Partner
If you have a busty girlfriend, lucky you! Here’s how you make sure that she feels supported—pun intended. Here are ten tips to help you be the best partner you can be.
1. Acknowledge Her Discomfort
You might think, “What a nice problem to have,” but trust us, it’s a real issue! If your girlfriend mentions back pain or discomfort because of her bust size, it’s important to take her seriously.
Show her you care by listening attentively and being empathetic. Why not help her out by suggesting a professional bra fitting? You could even offer to go with her to see specialists if she needs it.
And hey, maybe sometimes you could offer a helping hand—like giving her a gentle back massage after a long day. It’s all about support, both literal and figurative! [Read: The perfect romantic massage to turn your lover on]
2. Help With Finding the Right Clothes
Shopping for clothes can be frustrating for women with a larger bust. Offer to go shopping with her to make it a fun activity rather than a stressful one. Be patient and provide honest, but kind feedback about what looks great on her.
3. Defend Her Against Unwanted Attention
We all know that having huge knockers captures a lot of attention—both good and bad. It’s not always easy handling the stares or the comments, and sometimes people can cross the line.
If you notice someone making her feel uncomfortable or objectified, it’s your moment to step up. Let her know you’ve got her back.
Stand up for her when needed and remind her that you see her worth way beyond just her physical appearance. It’s all about respect and making sure she feels safe and valued when you’re together.
4. Encourage Her Interests Beyond Appearance
We know you’re super happy that you have a busty girlfriend, but remember, she’s a whole human with brains, talents, and dreams too. It’s important to celebrate those parts of her just as much as you might admire her physical attributes.
Compliment her on her accomplishments, whether she nails a presentation at work or masters a new recipe at home. Show genuine interest in her hobbies and intellectual pursuits. Ask about the book she’s reading or the project she’s excited about. [Read: 33 best hobbies for couples to have fun, bond & feel closer than ever!]
5. Be Mindful of Her Needs in Public
Be aware that certain social settings might make her feel uncomfortable or self-conscious. Discuss in advance how to handle such situations or come up with signals that only the two of you understand if she needs to step away.
6. Offer Emotional Support
Sometimes, just listening can be the most supportive action. When she opens up about her feelings regarding her body, it’s crucial to let her express herself without jumping in to fix everything. This means avoiding dismissive comments like, “You’re lucky you have big jugs,” which can feel minimizing.
Nope, that doesn’t help. Instead, validate her feelings and offer comfort. Let her know that her feelings are understood and taken seriously, whether she’s expressing joy, frustration, or anything in between. [Read: 33 emotional needs in a relationship, signs it’s unmet & how to meet them]
7. Facilitate Comfort at Home
Home is where the most comfort is, so make sure yours is busty girlfriend-friendly. Think about the little things that can make a big difference, like investing in a supportive couch or chair where she can kick back and relax without any strain.
Consider the setup of your living space — ensuring there are plenty of soft cushions and maybe even a cozy throw blanket can make lounging together more enjoyable.
8. Engage in Physical Activities Together
Encourage and participate in physical activities that she enjoys and that feel good for her body. Whether it’s yoga, swimming, or simply walking, being active together can boost her mood and overall health. [Read: Benefits of exercise on your mind, body, and libido]
9. Surprise Her with Gifts that Show Thoughtfulness
Why not surprise her with gifts that really show you’ve been thinking about what she’d love? A spa day with a massage can be a great way to help her relax and alleviate any physical strain.
Or, consider gifting her custom jewelry that celebrates her unique style. These gifts show that you care about her comfort and appreciate her individuality, far beyond just her physical appearance.
10. Keep the Conversation Open
Regularly check in with her about how she’s feeling both physically and emotionally. Open communication will let her know that she can share her thoughts and feelings with you at any time.
Having a Busty Girlfriend Rocks!
Truly, everything has its ups and downs, having a busty girlfriend included. It’s a mix of fun perks and some real challenges.
While it’s clear that there’s much to appreciate, remember, she’s not just about her boobs. Your girlfriend is a whole person with thoughts, feelings, and dreams, and her bust size is just one part of her. Cherish and respect all aspects of who she is.
[Read: Have a hot girlfriend? Learn how to keep her happy & stay confident]
Now that it’s all been said and done, it looks like having a busty girlfriend rocks, 15-11. So give yourself a pat on the back if you already have one. If not, then you might consider it a unique experience to add to your bucket list. Again, the key is to appreciate and enjoy the person for who they are, in all their dimensions.
