Most men think that a giant penis is the answer to all their issues. What they don’t realize is that there are some real world big dick problems too!
The old saying goes, you always want what you can’t have. But is that really true when it comes to having a big penis? Are there actual big dick problems?
I’m not going to lie, as a woman, that’s basically what we’re taught to believe, that a bigger penis is a better penis. However, a too-big penis can hurt. And, what are you supposed to do with it exactly? [Read: Why does sex hurt? 15 quick signs something’s not right]
Men think that they’re the world’s best if their penis is bigger than the average, but from my own personal experience, that’s simply not true.
In fact, I’m here to argue that a larger penis isn’t as good as an average one. Just wait, don’t get angry, let me tell you why.
Does a big dick equal a big ego?
Personally, I think if a guy has a rather large appendage, that means his ego is going to match its size or maybe even outgrow it.
Most don’t put in the same amount of effort, they somehow believe that a big dick means a better personality, and put simply, they think they’re all set for the rest of their days. Is it just me, or is it about more than size? A huge ego isn’t a turn on for me, no matter how big his trouser-snake is.
I mean, a guy who doesn’t put in the effort isn’t going to be a great lover, is he? A guy who just drops his pants and looks at you as if to say “gaze upon its glory” isn’t really someone who floats my boat. [Read: The big penis – Advice for the haves and have-nots]
That’s not to say that there aren’t some great guys out there who have giant penises. If you’re one of those guys, I salute you, truly, but there are big dick problems you have to take into consideration. The grass isn’t always greener on the other side!
It’s true that having sex with a guy with a bigger penis is going to make you feel fuller and sure, you’re going to feel more. However, are you going to feel more of a good thing or not? If it’s too big or too thick, it’s going to hurt!
Having that thing banging against your cervix time after time isn’t comfortable, no matter how good you are at faking it *which I don’t advocate, by the way*.
That’s why a guy with a big penis has to know how to use it and in my experience, most don’t take the time to learn. Again, I’m generalizing but I said ‘most’, not ‘all’! [Read: The average penis facts that’ll make you a penis know-it-all in no time]
The big dick problems you really need to think about
Aside from my opinion, men with big dicks aren’t in this land of milk and honey. In fact, they also face problems – annoying problems that come with having a big dick.
You thought it was just a walk in the park? Well, it is, but you have a giant penis hanging between your legs, so it’s not comfortable.
I know you’re convinced that having a big dick is the only thing you need for happiness, but let me tell you something, it’s not. If you stare at your penis, wondering why it’s not bigger, be happy it’s not huge. If it was, you’d be encountering problems to make you wish you had a smaller penis. [Read: Well endowed – What’s it’s really like to sleep with a big dick]
Who would have thought of these big dick problems?
1. Blowjobs are a nightmare
Though all girls want to have sex with someone with a big dick, let’s be honest, no girl wants to perform a blowjob on a guy who has a giant penis.
It’s not going to be fun for her. In fact, she’s probably terrified that she’ll gag too much and puke right in the middle of the blowjob.
And for you, it’s not going to be fun. She won’t be able to fit her entire mouth around it. It’ll be more of a hand job than anything. [Read: How to give good head – The biggest guide and 50+ blowjob secret tips]
2. Big dicks are limited
When you have a big dick, the sexual positions that you can use are extremely limited, and for good reason.
Since the penis is so big, most positions will cause extreme pain and injure the person you’re having sex with. Therefore, you have to stick to the basics.
After a while, it can get tiring and flat-out boring. That’s one of the true big dick problems! [Read: Big vs. small and Why bigger isn’t always better]
3. You might have less sex
If you have a small or regular sized dick, no one is scared of it entering inside of them. Instead, they don’t even think twice. But with a big dick, you think twice about whether or not it will fit inside of you.
If your partner can’t fit it inside of them, they’re not going to want sex as often as you’d like. Also, if it regularly hurts because you’re too big, you’re going to find yourself stuck with hand jobs for a long time to come.
4. You’re going to need shares in a lube company
You need to make sure your partner is really wet, meaning lots of lube. Since the penis is so large, it can easily irritate the vagina after a certain period of penetration, leaving it dry. Think carpet burn and you’re not far wrong.
So, if you have a big dick, you know that lube is going to be your friend. Your best friend. The problem? Lube isn’t cheap if you need a lot of it! [Read: 15 best lubricants for sex from your kitchen cupboard]
5. Major big dick problems – Regular condoms just won’t fit
Now, this is extreme for men with larger penises, but still, wearing a condom when you have a large dick isn’t fun. In fact, it feels like you’re being suffocated and squeezed into a tight pair of tights.
At the same time, you don’t want to contract an STI, so men with large penises are at a crossroad. Yes, they want to protect themselves, but at the same time, it’s highly uncomfortable.
You’re probably going to end up custom ordering your condoms online, and let’s be honest, that’s not a package you want your flatmate to see.
6. Things can get messy
And they can get messy fast. If you attempt anal sex with a larger penis, well, that could end up as a horror show.
I’ll spare you the visual, but when you have a big dick, the easy and simple things that regular dicks experience are a nightmare for some. [Read: Why you might be experiencing painful anal sex]
7. Maintaining an erection isn’t always easy
Since condoms are often too tight around the penis, it constricts blood flow which means your dick isn’t getting as hard as it could.
In addition, she’s extremely tight because your dick is so big. You run the chance of ejaculating early, and well, that would completely kill her fantasy of mind-blowing sex, right?
8. The stereotype is a problem in itself
All women have been told that if they land a guy with a giant dick, their minds are going to be blown by amazing sex. With that said, this means that now you have the extra pressure of performing at your peak.
Sure, your dick is big, but, so what? Does that mean you have to have mind-blowing sex every time you’re with someone? Sometimes, you’re just tired. [Read: How to know a guy has a big dick – 18 signs he’s big and well endowed]
9. You get zero sympathy from other guys
Most men, if they knew you had a big dick, would be automatically jealous. Every guy wants a giant dick. It’s what we’re all told in pop culture. Having a large penis is the ticket to success.
But, if you have a big dick, no one understands what you experience. Instead, you’re seen as an asshole because you’re not grateful. But if they only knew. [Read: Why are men so obsessed with their penis size?]
10. Pants can be a problem for big dicks
Who would have thought about this, but it’s true. Finding underwear and pants that don’t cling to their package is more of a hunt than anything.
Most men don’t think twice about the pants they wear. But, when you have a big dick, finding the room and fabrics that aren’t too revealing can be an issue.
11. You start to feel you’re nothing more than a penis
If word gets around that you’re packing, you might start to be known as ‘anaconda dude’, or the ‘guy with the big one’.
It might sound like a dream to those who have smaller penises, but once the rest of your personality is wiped away and you’re suddenly all about your genitals, well, that’s not great, right? [Read: 22 bite-size tips on having more success with women]
12. You might be scared of hurting your partner
The background worry of hurting your partner is one of the most troubling big dick problems of all. You don’t want to hurt the person you’re sleeping with, but the fact that you’re larger than average means there is bound to be some discomfort.
The thought that she’s not telling you how much it hurts is going to affect how you feel and probably your performance too. That’s a total mood killer, for sure.
13. Bike riding ain’t no party
One of the most surprising big dick problems comes in the form of bike riding. Maybe you’re not a keen cyclist, but say your girlfriend suddenly suggests a romantic bike ride, you’re going to struggle.
Where do you put it? How are you supposed to be comfortable on that small seat? [Read: How to tell if your girlfriend has had bigger without asking her]
14. Public urinals are an issue
Firstly, other guys are going to look at you out of the corner of their eye. They won’t make it obviously *well, hopefully not* but you know they’re doing it. You can feel their envious glances.
If only they knew the big dick problems you have to face! Speaking of which, another is that public urinals are an issue if your penis hangs down too much and actually touches the urinal or the water itself. Yuck, germs.
15. Unexpected hard-ons are impossible to hide
Sometimes the not-so-little-guy decides to make his presence known in public. Maybe you’re swimming and a hot girl walks past, or perhaps it just happens out of your control. In that case, hiding your erection isn’t going to be easy and you’re probably going to need to hide in the bathroom and think unsexy thoughts for a while.
[Read: 13 kinds of penises women love… or laugh at]
If you thought your dick wasn’t being enough, maybe you should count your blessings that you don’t have these big dick problems.
